Culture and Lifestyle Activities and Entertainment TV and Movies The Best Lines From 'Sweet Home Alabama' Our favorite zingers from a movie that's slap full of them. By Katherine Owen Katherine Owen Katherine Owen is a writer and editor with a passion for home design. In her 10+ years of experience, she's covered everything from cozy Southern cottages to fresh farmhouses to sprawling mountain retreats. Her areas of expertise include home design and construction, gardening and pets. Her work has been featured in Southern Living, Birmingham Magazine, The Atlantic, Boulder Lifestyle, Log & Timber Home Living, and more. Southern Living's editorial guidelines Updated on May 1, 2024 Close Photo: Everett Collection The 2002 hit movie Sweet Home Alabama stars Reese Witherspoon as Melanie Carmichael, Josh Lucas as Jake Perry, Patrick Dempsey as Andrew Hennings, and Candice Bergen as Mayor Kate Hennings—Andrew's intimidating and oftentimes controlling mom. While you might think this all-star cast is enough to secure blockbuster success, it is really the script that the film is best known for. Sometimes cheesy ("What'd you want to marry me for anyhow?") and sometimes razor-sharp ("You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean"), it always captures that unmistakable charm of something said with a Southern accent. For that reason, it has climbed the ranks as one of the most quotable movies out there. We gathered some of our favorite lines from the movie that gave us gems like, "Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar." And we absolutely can't forget, "Some people might call 'em spoiled, but I think that these almost ruined ones sometimes make the sweetest jam." Talk about subtext. We watched and rewatched (it's research!) Sweet Home Alabama to gather the absolute best quotes from the funny, romantic, and sometimes even poignant film.Here are our favorite quotes from the movie Sweet Home Alabama. Everett Collection 25 Colorful Quotes From Steel Magnolias 01 of 09 Young Melanie + Young Jake Southern Living Young Melanie: "Why would you want to marry me for, anyhow?" Young Jake: "So I can kiss you anytime I want." 02 of 09 Melanie Carmichael Southern Living "You expect me to tell you look good? What, did they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?" 03 of 09 Melanie Carmichael Southern Living "Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar." 04 of 09 Clinton Southern Living "Well hell's bells, if it ain't Felony Melanie." 05 of 09 Pearl Southern Living "Some people might call 'em spoiled, but I think that these almost ruined ones sometimes make the sweetest jam." 06 of 09 Earl Smooter Southern Living "You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean." 07 of 09 Jake Southern Living "Honey, just cause I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid." 08 of 09 Melanie Southern Living "The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back." 09 of 09 Earl Smooter Southern Living "Careful, you just killed the state bird of Alabama!" Was this page helpful? Thanks for your feedback! Tell us why! Other Submit