Style Hair 50 Best Hair Quotes For Major Inspiration "People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there." – Dolly Parton By Jorie Nicole McDonald Jorie Nicole McDonald Jorie Nicole McDonald leads editorial video efforts for Southern Living. Originally from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, she creates engaging visual content for the website and various social media platforms. Southern Living's editorial guidelines Updated on April 30, 2024 Close Photo: H. Armstrong Roberts/ClassicStock/Getty Images A good hair day for a Southern woman means she's ready to take on the world. If the humidity can't stop us, what can? Even Dolly Parton herself admits that hair is a lady's most important accessory. We're here to provide some inspiration during times when you're not giving your locks the love they deserve. Whether your locks are curly, straight, short, or long, these funny hair quotes are bound to stir up a smile. Hair Rules Our Southern Mothers Taught Us That We Still Follow 01 of 05 Captions About Keeping Hair Sassy Southern Living Life is too short to have boring hair.My mood depends on how good my hair looks.I make hair contact before I make eye contact. If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything. I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights.Sorry I can't hear you over the volume of my hair. Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.All you need is love and great hair.You are cut above the rest.I'm a queen, my hair is my crown.Flip your hair like you just don't care.Your hair is 90% your selfie. I love big hair and I cannot lie. Live colorfully or dye trying. My natural hair looks like someone with wavy hair attempted to straighten their hair and failed at it miserably. 02 of 05 Quotes About Prioritizing Hair Southern Living "Hair is jewelry. It's an accessory." — Jill Scott"When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn." —Mark Twain“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there.” - Dolly Parton“I think that the most important thing a woman can have—next to talent, of course—is her hairdresser.” - Joan Crawford“People who worry about their hair all the time, frankly, are boring.” – Barbara Bush“Invest in your hair, it's the crown you never take off.” - Anonymous“A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.” – Coco Chanel“It doesn’t matter if your life is perfect as long as your hair color is.”- Stacy Snapp Killian 03 of 05 Quotes About Crowning Beauty Southren Living “For me, the working of hair is architecture with a human element.” ― Vidal Sassoon"Straight, wavy or curly, if it's healthy, it's beautiful." ― Anonymous“I swear that girl was born with a pen in her hand, the moon in her hair, and stars in her soul.” ― Melody Lee"Life isn't perfect but your hair can be." ― Anonymous“Her own hair was a glory of copper fire that morning, shining like a whisky still, long and loose in gentle flames down her back.” ― Elizabeth Wein“Her albino hair illuminated my dreams, shining brighter than moonlight.” ― Anna Kavan “Her hair falls down like tears” ― Angela Carter"By common sense gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy." — George Bancroft 04 of 05 Funny Quotes About Hair Southern Living "People will stare. Make it worth their while." — Harry Winston“I’d love to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.” — Bette Davis“It seemed to be a law of society that hair must be parted and brushed.” ― Kate Chopin“You’d find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair... People who haven’t red hair don’t know what trouble is.” — L.M. Montgomery “Anne of Green Gables”“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.” – Larry David"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." — Sam Ewing"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." — Johnny CarsonLive colorfully or dye trying. 05 of 05 The Empowerment Of Hair Southern Living "I’m as free as my hair." — Lady Gaga“Curling your hair is an intrinsically hopeful act. I like to curl mine at night and think of all the things that could happen tomorrow.” ― Jenny Han“Brushing her hair until it snapped with electricity.” ― Carolyn Keene“Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.” ― Hubert De Givenchy"Hairdressing is not a job, it's a craft." ― Vidal Sassoon“You're only as good as your last haircut.” ― Fran Lebowitz"I wanted to make people feel beautiful so I became a stylist." ― Anonymous"It's your hair, do whatever you want." — Anonymous"Brush your messy hair, embrace a bun, and take on the world." ― Anonymous“Hair brings one’s self-image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.” ― Shana Alexander Was this page helpful? Thanks for your feedback! Tell us why! Other Submit