65 Funny Easter Jokes And Puns Everyone Will Love

Every bunny will laugh out loud at these Easter jokes and puns.

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Updated on February 2, 2024

Easter is one of our favorite holidays to celebrate with family and friends. With these funny Easter jokes and puns, you'll have something in your back pocket to make everyone around you smile all day long. Since everyone is wearing their Sunday best, Easter is a perfect opportunity for family pictures. If you need the right caption to go with your Easter snap, why not use a cute Easter pun? Don't worry about anything inappropriate—all of these Easter jokes are perfect for kids. Write a quick Easter joke on a sheet of paper and include it in your kids' lunch boxes the week of Easter for a sweet midday laugh or leave some surprise puns inside Easter eggs at the hunt. However you deliver these Easter jokes, they're sure to make every bunny laugh out loud.

Funny Easter Jokes

Chocolate bunny: I don't know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.

When does Valentine's Day come after Easter? In the dictionary
How do you make Easter easier? Replace the "t" with an "i."
What comes at the end of Easter? The letter "r"
How can you make Easter shopping go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the brakes, the son said, "I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny." His father replied, "It's okay son—you missed it by a hare."
Therapist: What's been up lately? Chocolate bunny: I don't know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.
Why did the jelly bean go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you find on the ground. Easter: Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids!
What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? An eggsplanation
How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.
What do you call two best friends on Easter? Two Peeps in a pod!

Why was the little kid sad after the egg hunt? Because an egg beater.
Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket? No Peep-ing!

Easter Bunny Jokes

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14-carrot gold
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics
Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? Johns Hopkins
Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat? Because he was having a bad hare day.
Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? IHOP
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music? Hip hop
How does the Easter Bunny dry off? With a hare dryer
Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? For hare-assment
What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best? The ones with hoppy endings
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place? With hare spray
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball
How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points, just like everyone else!

What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They're both famous for stuffing baskets.
Why is the Easter bunny so funny? He always has a good tail.
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his eggs!
What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt? Hopscotch
How did the Easter Bunny get his job? He had eggs-perience.
What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket? No Peep-ing!

Easter Egg Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken.
Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? They don't want to get beat up!
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker
What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? Eggs-austed
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? Egg-stra terrestrial
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one—after that it's not empty anymore!
Why do Easter eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.
What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke? "You crack me up."
What stories do Easter eggs tell their children? Yolk tales
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye job
What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric
What do you call naughty Easter eggs? Deviled eggs

Bunny Rabbit Jokes And Puns

What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny
Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
Why was Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail? Because he's too young to drive!
What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare-line
How can you tell which rabbits are oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.
Why are bunnies the luckiest animals? Because they each have four rabbits' feet!
How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!
What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny? I can't believe you still have rabbit ears!
How do you get a bunny to work overtime? Just raise its celery.
How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad.
What do you call a forgetful rabbit? A hare-brain.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? “It’s been nice gnawing you.”
What did one bunny say to the other? You’re ear-resistable.
What do bunnies say when they come home from work? “Anybunny home?”